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Orikum, shosetele albe rule!!! Nu te face mai important, doar it feels good sa le ai pe picioare!

Imbli cu cerutu' prin sat ;)

Omslab, tu daca vrei zii ce n-ai intzles shi yo itzi fac traducere ;)

Mie iak nu imi place sa invatz, da imi place sa cunosc, eeiiii, sh'api cand zic ceva inteligent (ca se intimpla shi din astea) shi cineva ma ia in seama... api ce happy mai sint ;)

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is Congress the opposite of progress?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Eli da mie numai white socks shi imi plac ;) shi numai din ashtia shi port, plus red ca ii my favourite color... Om prost sau hatru... pantofi negri sau albi... it just feels nice sa ai ceva cool on ur feet... mai ales ceva alb. De ce? Poi ca e alb ;) shi alb e supposed sa simbolize ceva pur :)...

coolgreetings d'api tu fereshtete mai la o parte :smile: