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Filip-Antonio
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Renegatul said:Filip-Antonio said:
ar trebui sa stearga tot ce scrie liutza-filea-redneck
Nu, pentru ca tu esti un pornograf si un traficant de femei si droguri.
dan_the_man
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A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good
start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of
you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15
students raise their hands. "That's a great response."
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise
their hands. "That's fantastic."
"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt
and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The
professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a
step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving
this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have
sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there
it sounded like you said 'goats'".
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good
start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of
you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15
students raise their hands. "That's a great response."
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise
their hands. "That's fantastic."
"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt
and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The
professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a
step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving
this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have
sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there
it sounded like you said 'goats'".