FunSMS-uri

"S-a gasit un cadavru neidentificat,mediu ca statura,urat,cu puta mica.Mi s-a facut frica spune-mi ca traiesti" :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Ha...bun..mi-a placut

Buna ziua! La tragerile de azi atzi cashtigat o tziganca. Daca nu va luatzi premiul timp de o saptamina - va trimitem taborul intreg.
 
Inca unu'

Politia cauta persoana intelegenta,sexy,cu simtzul umorului.Tu eshti in sigurantza,dar eu unde m-ascund? :D :D :D
 
eu vin la tine, te arunc in pat, intru in tine, te fac sa gemi, te sleiesc de puteri , te umezesc. Nu te supara - sunt eu-Gripa.
 
Yo!!!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
:D :D :D
 
Yk!!!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
 
Yt!!!!

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
:D :D :D
 
Yn!!!!

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are? :D :D :D
 
Yw!!!

In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!!
:D :D :D
 
Yf!!!

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
 
just to let you know people do read this.. and laugh their ass out..
tuturor colegilor mei de-aci le plac sms-urile tale .. desigur, alea in engleza.. asha ca keep it up!
 
Yn!!

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
 
Im!!

Its important 2 keep fit as u get older.My granny started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60.Today she is 97 and we don't know where the fu**k she is!
 
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