Topul expresiilor "inedite"!

[Ingerica]

le-am primit pe mail. si chiar mi-au placut, si le-am scris si pe forum sa vad: poate le place si altcuiva. :smile:

da` ce ma subapreciez, adica eu n-as putea sa ceva sa compun? :smile: :smile:

 

[Irrincik]

Sau tot una buna: " Cogda ia vpervie uvidela VALENTINA, poniala shto v nashi s IGOREOM otnoshenia vcralasi disgarmonia".

 

[Diavolul]

Caz real din viatsa: !!!

"La lectia de biologie intra diriginta shi ne anuntsa ca trebuie sa facem o gazeta de perete shi trebuie de strins cite 50 de bani de fiecare. Cum nimeni nu dorea sa stringa banii diriginta a hotarit sa-i stringa hefa clasei shi aspus:
:demon: - O insarcinam pe Eugenia cu 50 de bani"!!!


<font size=-1>[ Acest mesaj a fost editat de: Diavolul pe 06-04-2002 14:24 ]</font>

 

[Doomie]

hm, shi ambiguu suna asta :grin:

 

[Ingerica]

nu shi desigur totsi baietsii la recreatsie, au avut ocupatsie

 

[Doomie]

asta suna shi mai ambiguu :wink:

 

[kedd]

eram in clasa XII-a shi ma laudam unei colege ca am o prietena de 19 ani - shi aceea imi spune: La varsta asta, vrei-nu-vrei vrei :hahaha:

 

[imported_Manix]

Kedd: mi-o placut, mi-o placut :grin:

 

[Hip hop in lok de sange]

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

 

[Hip hop in lok de sange]

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

 

[Hip hop in lok de sange]

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

[Hip hop in lok de sange]

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

 

[Hip hop in lok de sange]

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

 

[Hip hop in lok de sange]

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is Congress the opposite of progress?

 

[Hip hop in lok de sange]

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.

 

[Hip hop in lok de sange]

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

 

[Hip hop in lok de sange]

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

 

[Hip hop in lok de sange]

On Marks &amp; Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

 

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On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use.

 

[Hip hop in lok de sange]

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."